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Posted: 03 January 2005 at 21:02 | IP Logged Quote administrator

Work VS. Prison!

 IN PRISON you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.

AT WORK you spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON you get three meals a day (free). 

AT WORK you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself.

IN PRISON you get time off for good behavior.

AT WORK you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK. 

IN PRISON a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you.

AT WORK you must carry around a security card and unlock all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON you can watch TV and play games. 

AT WORK you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON you get your own toilet.

AT WORK you have to share.

IN PRISON they allow your family and friends to visit. 

AT WORK you can not even speak to your family and friends.

IN PRISON all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.

AT WORK you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

IN PRISON you spend most of your life looking through the bars from the inside wanting to get out.

AT WORK you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
 
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Posted: 15 November 2006 at 06:25 | IP Logged Quote freakylime

Man, that was a funny read.
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